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George Soros, A Red Blooded American Patriot (Satire)

George Soros has become more than just a name. He is a brand. A political veritas that ignites together a platform for the marginalized, the oppressed, or the ‘Other.’

With his Open Society Foundation, Soros allows for institutions to protect the rights of citizens and ensure freedom of choice and freedom of speech. Yes. This is the “Open Society!” Sure I know what you’re thinking. It sounds like it has virtually everything to do with some Communist movement, but I assure you. IT DOES NOT. Okay, maybe just a little. But screw Capitalism, am I right?

Totalitarian ideologies are the enemies, according to Soros. So the solution is easy.

1. Become a Totalitarian figure, yourself. Fight Fire with Fire!

2. Provide the Majority of Funds to organizations such as Antifa and BLM, who are definitely not domestic terrorists!

3. Become Hillary Clinton’s largest donor and hide out with her in the woods so the media can never pester you.

Look the fact of the matter is Soros has assembled various social justice groups to come to his aid in doing so, igniting the conversation to focus on the values held dearest in 1879.

George Soros has been a prominent international supporter of democratic ideals and causes for more than 30 years. His philanthropic organization, the Open Society Foundations, supports democracy and human rights in more than 100 countries.

Born in Budapest in 1930, George Soros is Chairman of Soros Fund Management LLC. As one of the history’s most successful financiers, his views on investing and economic issues are widely followed.

“The main enemy of the open society, I believe, is no longer the communist but the capitalist threat.”

Wow. Coming from a man who broke the English bank, I hold his opinion as highly as anyone can imagine.

“My success in the financial markets has given me a greater degree of independence than most other people,” Soros once wrote. “This allows me to take a stand on controversial issues: In fact, it obliges me to do so because others cannot.”

“We must accept the first proposition as an article of faith. The need for articles of faith arises exactly because our understanding is imperfect. If we enjoyed perfect knowledge, there would be no need for beliefs. But to accept this line of reasoning requires a profound change in the role that we accord our beliefs.”

“The Bush Administration failed to use the full potential of American power. This must be corrected; the United States must find a way to assert its supremacy in the world. This foreign policy is part of a comprehensive ideology customarily referred to as neoconservatism, though I prefer to describe it as a crude form of social Darwinism. I call it crude because it ignores the role of cooperation in the survival of the fittest, and puts all the emphasis on competition. In economic matters, the competition is between firms; in international relations, it is between states. In economic matters, social Darwinism takes the form of market fundamentalism; in international relations, it is now leading to the pursuit of American supremacy.”

Hmm. Kind of hard to understand. Maybe Jay Z can clear any doubts from interviews for his new album. A man that in no way could have left his drugged out childhood and socialized regressiveness on the backs of a Capitalist freedom providing society.

“We all make money, and then we all lose money, as artists especially. But how, when you have some type of success, to transform that into something bigger,” the rapper explained.

“Please don’t die over the neighborhood that your mama rentin.’ Take your drug money and buy the neighborhood. That’s how you rinse it.”

Hmm, sounds to me like American greed is bad. I support Jay Z. Greed Bad! Queen B Good!

Meanwhile, George Soros main priority is continuing to be a spokesman for the Modern Left, which is full of brilliantly minded individuals such as Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Madonna, Cher, Chelsea Handler, Rosie O’Donnell, and Whoopi Goldberg.

Soros does his work with sheer persistence and grit according to this hostage letter I found buried under a desk at CNN’s headquarters in Atlanta.

George Soros is one of the world’s leading philanthropists. According to the Clinton library, he IS the world’s leading philanthropist with the Clinton Foundation coming in at number two.

Over the past thirty years, he has provided more than $8 billion to his worldwide network of foundations: the Open Society Foundations, which have applied the concept of the open society, the cornerstone of Soros’s thinking on democracy, freedom, and human rights, in the United States and abroad.

And let’s not forget his role as the Father of Identity Politics which has mastered many special elections and continues to do so. It brings him victory after victory. Conservatives should fear the campaign strategy of Identity politics which has delivered New York Liberal Donald Trump to the White House.

Republicans will most definitely have to think of a new strategy for the 2018 midterms. Their focus on marginal issues such as the economy, the military, healthcare, and education is just not resonating with the ‘common American.’

Meanwhile, the Democrats are ramming the trans community [PAUSE, going to get a soda]……………and racism down our throats to which Republicans and Conservatives are too afraid to even participate in a meaningful discussion on the matter.

George Soros is a cold, red blooded American. A Patriot. A millennial hero at the ripe age of 85. Give this man a Medal of Honor President Trump!

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